WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE FINISHING WHAT YOU STARTED ✕ NORMAL IS CROWDED ✕ NO CUP REQUIRED ✕ 30 STRIPS. ZERO CUPS. ✕ WHEN DO YOU GO MENTAL?
IN A PRODUCTIVE WAY
Focus strips for people with sht to do.
WARNING:
Side effects may include finishing what you started.
THEY'LL SAY YOU'VE GONE MENTAL.
GOOD.
NORMAL IS CROWDED.
GET OBSESSED.
GET FOCUSED.
DO THE THING EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT DOING.
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
AND WHEN THEY CALL YOU MENTAL?
THEY ALWAYS DO.
No water. No queue. No cup. Directions →
DRAG TO ROTATE · TAP THE LID
Use the left and right arrow keys to rotate the box, and Enter to open or close the lid.
+ 60 MG L-THEANINE + B6 + B12
80 mg caffeine. Zero cups.
| Serving Size 1 strip Servings Per Container 30 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Ingredient | Amount Per Serving | % Daily Value |
| Natural caffeine | 80 mg | † |
| L-theanine | 60 mg | † |
| Vitamin B6 (as pyridoxine HCl) | 1.4 mg | 82% |
| Vitamin B12 (as methylcobalamin) | 4.8 mcg | 200% |
Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
† Daily Value not established.
100 MG PARAXANTHINE + 50 MG L-THEANINE
0 mg caffeine. Contains 100 mg paraxanthine.
Contains 100 mg paraxanthine.
| Serving Size 1 strip Servings Per Container 30 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Ingredient | Amount Per Serving | % Daily Value |
| Paraxanthine | 100 mg | † |
| L-theanine | 50 mg | † |
Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
† Daily Value not established.
I go mental before every board meeting. Investors seem to prefer it.
My company has a strict policy against losing your mind at work. They said nothing about going mental.
My wife said I went mental in 1987. Now I do it before the back nine. Has it improved my handicap? Legal says I'm not allowed to say that.
At 2:55 I go mental. At 3:00, Margaret learns consequences.
There are 2,000 people out there. Naturally, I went mental backstage.
Ranked starts in sixty seconds. Social life has been notified.
Characters are dramatizations, not customers.
| Question | COFFEE | ENERGY DRINK | GONE MENTAL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Needs a queue | Usually | Sometimes | No |
| Needs a cup or can | Yes | Yes | No |
| Can spill on your laptop | Yes | Yes | No |
| Fits in a pocket | No | Not really | Yes |
| Dose printed on it | Depends who made it | Yes | Yes |
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